Welcome To Oly Publishing
My name is Greg Schwedes. I am a writer, author, official pork rind taster, and a Pop-Tart aficionado.
Yes, I named my publishing company after my dog. Yeah, I am not very bright.
My name is Greg Schwedes. I am a writer, author, official pork rind taster, and a Pop-Tart aficionado.
Yes, I named my publishing company after my dog. Yeah, I am not very bright.
Yup. this is a stock website for recipes. I decided I like it. I wanted to mess around and totally destroy your hopes of finding an actual recipe!
Nope, there is just one, sorry. And you will have to but my book to get it.
Um, sorry, this is not a porn site. That would be cool though.
Sorry, Ebay banned the sale of enriced uranium, so just buy a jar
The Oly!
Wait...I really have to do this? OK, here goes, I have a PHD in Astrophysical stuff, I am also a passionately devoted heart surgeon, winner of twelve Peace Prize thingies, and I am incredibly handsome. In my spare time, I run an orphanage for depressed homeless cats...WAIT, none of that is true, although there are a ton of homeless cats around my house. I am just an ordinary guy, living in an ordinary house, in an ordinary town. I live in South Carolina with my dogs and a bunch of stray crickets. Crickets you say, want to learn more, read the book!
I have a passion for writing, and I have been told I am funny. Not looking or smelling, just funny.
BTY, my dogs think I am hysterica.
- Sliced Bread
- Me...the author
- Some random guy at a fast food restaurant
Humorous but true...OK, mostly true witty stories from someone with way too much time on their hands. Can dogs really smile? Why does water expire? Are there actually rat hairs in my peanut butter? Have you ever polled crickets on their musical taste? I have.
What if treadmills at the gym had beer cup holders? Are the bathrooms at that ice cream parlor safe, and exactly when will the world end?
Learn the answers to these burning questions and more! OK, not really 'More', but you will enjoy it. My dogs thought this book was hysterical, but then again, he also eats his own poop!
Join me as I take you along on various humorous essays, true yet funny stories, how not to parent, and learn why my dog thinks I am the most talented author in our house.